She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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