We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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