if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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