I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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