she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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