I heard we made out
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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