OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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