worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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