Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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