Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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