Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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