so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
you made out with another girl for some wings
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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