census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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