Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
