I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Randomize
