Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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