On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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