I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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