Rock
Scissors
Fuck
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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