I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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