Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Just pee around me
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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