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Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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