she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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