I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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