This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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