No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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