Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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