No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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