Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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