You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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