I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
