Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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