So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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