To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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