We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
You're like the curious george of whores
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
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