i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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