distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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