I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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