I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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