covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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