My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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