Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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