champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
