So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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