I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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