Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future�
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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