The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
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