question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Randomize
