honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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