I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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